There are 3 things that should keep me from posting this.
First, I'm a bit disappointed by what little I've seen of the new Judge Dredd film... it so very much doesn't look like Mega-City One, and any film with 3D in its title turns me off just a little before I've even started watching.
Secondly, I'm starting to form some very strong opinions about established companies using Kickstarter, which, to my mind, is a bit against its original purpose. This might explain why I've covered DreadBall quite a bit but haven't posted the link to its Kickstarter... I'm pretty sure Mantic Games could and would have financed this without taking your money early. It could be argued that it's being used as a promotional vehicle.
Last, the Kickstarter I'm about to post a link to has already been funded, in its first day no less.
However, seeing the Judge Dredd Miniatures Game succeed is really gratifying, even extending to a personal level. It helped get the ThoughtonBOT and myself back into miniature gaming with its low-commitment entry (a few inexpensive models, and you can get started... perfect!) and wide scope for creativity... the background fluff is already immense and allows for some really interesting stories and conflicts. Plus, material discussed and written by myself and my gaming group (read: friends) has actually made it into the game itself. What could be more personal than that?
In fact, it's astounding that I haven't mentioned it on this blog yet. Hmm, have to see to that in the near future.
So, this link is a Kickstarter for the Block War supplement. Matthew Sprange explains more on the video linked. And today, dear readers, I found out that last name rhymes with "strange"... who knew?
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Thursday, 13 September 2012
Monday, 10 September 2012
Review: Puppets War Football Orc Heads
One of the fantastic things we've seen develop in the last decade or so in the world of miniatures is the emergence of companies that provide conversion pieces (AKA bitz), often designed to seamlessly replace a component from another company's line of miniatures. Puppets War is one such provider who hail from sunny Poland, and I just took delivery of an order of their orc football team heads.
It's pretty obvious what these heads are for, but care has to be taken in their advertising. After all, Games Workshop so fervently pursue retention of their intellectual property that it even resulted in Talk Blood Bowl -- a popular site that you might think GW would be happy to see providing so much free advertising and enthusiasm for one of their products -- being forced to rename itself to Talk Fantasy Football. Suffice to say, I personally will be using the heads to convert GW orc/ork miniatures for Blood Bowl.
Onto the bitz themselves.
The heads are made from a non-metal resin which holds a very crisp level of detail. For those already familiar with good quality miniature resin, it won't surprise you to learn that these heads utterly put plastic to shame. As I look at an open-mouthed plastic GW ork boy's top row of teeth (teef), I can count 4; the Puppets War orc head, by comparison, has 8. There is some flash, and, as is always expected, some mold lines. Though, it must be said, they are
well positioned and nothing looks too challenging to be cleaned. I feel as though the material has perfectly captured exactly what the sculptor (Adrian Gaweł) was aiming for, with no compromises.And, sadly, that brings me to a flaw in this material. I didn't know before ordering that the jaw-protector of the helmets was actually cast as a separate piece. For making each member of my team unique, this is fantastic. However, resin is brittle -- infamously so -- and straight out of the packet you can probably see from the photos that there are lots of breakages on these delicate parts. Lots.
It has also meant that in many cases the jaw-protectors have come loose from the much heavier sprue, as have some of the heads. Where things have stayed on the sprue, there are occasional breakages also. Keep in mind, I haven't touched these things, other than to remove them from their packaging.
And I've ended up with a pile of very orky-looking bitz indeed.
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| The ork in me likes seeing big piles of smashed up fings dat looks well orky. The sane person in me is a bit disappointed, though. |
So, is this the fault of the packaging itself? Hard to say. I had the forethought to take a photo of the box these pieces were sent in before opening it, and it looked sufficient from the outside. It's a solid cardboard box, within which all the pieces were placed in a single zip-lock style baggie, with a small bag full of air to cushion one end. So, I'm not sure if the taxing journey from Poland to the UK was the cause of the breakages or not.
What I am sure of, though, is that the website advertised 12 heads and 2 balls per set. Most unfortunately, I've ended up with just one ball (fnar?). I'm going to contact the company about that shortly, but didn't want to keep you, dear readers, without something to read first. Many people are happy to make their own Blood Bowl balls from greenstuff and similar, and since I'm presently in need I'll give that a go too, but alas it's not the most convenient solution and greenstuff certainly isn't free. The inclusion of the footballs was a big selling point for me.
When I start actually making use of the heads, I'll post up some comparison pictures between these and GW heads for scale, and show how well they fit onto the bodies. But since this initial review is about the products themselves, not what I want to do with them, that can wait for another post.
To finish this, though, I'll conclude that Puppets War have a fantastic sculptor in their employ, who makes characterful and detailed orc heads that I predict will look amazing on the table. However, the company needs to be a lot more vigilant, and check packages before sending things out. After all, this is my first impression as it's my first order with them.
I hope I can sort things out with them and it won't have to be my last.
Update 13th September 2012: For those interested, I contacted Puppets War shortly after posting this on the 10th. I received an initial reply on the 11th requesting pictures of the received package (just as well I documented everything for this here blog, eh?) and sent that, getting only one more communication yesterday to say that the photos were being passed on to "the guys" and "let them tell us what they do with it". I'll update this post again if/when I hear something more.
Update 27th September 2012: I finally saw resolution of this yesterday when, unannounced, a package arrived from Puppets War containing a new set of heads, and every item accounted for correctly. It seems the jaw-protectors are most definitely cast in an unsuitable material, since once again they were in pieces. Since I have sufficient from this and the last pack (and can make do with fuse wire anyway) I'm happy to call it a day and get on with (finally) building my team. Puppets War dealt with my problems in a reasonable fashion (though more communication would have been welcomed) so I'll likely be ordering from them again when I simply can't resist any more.
Wednesday, 5 September 2012
Mantic Games - Female DreadBall Team
It seems many of you, dear readers, are interested in hearing about the Mantic Games upcoming Definitely-Not-Blood-Bowl game DreadBall. So, it's my duty to keep you informed, and here's the latest: there could be a female Corporation DreadBall team.
This early concept work is by Roberto Cirillo. Mantic have responded by immediately suggesting less armour, which is a shame, frankly, because as it stands I think this might be the most progressive move the fantasy sports tabletop gaming niche has yet seen.
One of the things that turns me off some of the third-party (i.e. not GW) Blood Bowl teams is that there's some seriously degrading female stuff in there. I'm no prude, I like naked breasts on a woman as much as the next guy, but in my opinion that's for the bedroom not the pitch or the battlefield. At least, not any pitch or battlefield where all the guys are clad in as much metal as they can get away with.
Mantic's thoughts are presently that they'd prefer something a little closer to Wildcard, the human MVP who represents the only creature with ovaries amongst the sausage-fest of the remainder of the DreadBall universe. Honestly, that's not so very terrible, Wildcard is far from the most sexualised representation that's ever been pushed for, well, anything that's part of this wonderful world of nerd. But she's still distinctively different, as though her being female somehow marks her as unequal, and that's the feeling I'd prefer to not see come to the forefront if, indeed, we do get to see female human teams in DreadBall.
Maybe you feel differently. Comments are open and welcomed.
This early concept work is by Roberto Cirillo. Mantic have responded by immediately suggesting less armour, which is a shame, frankly, because as it stands I think this might be the most progressive move the fantasy sports tabletop gaming niche has yet seen.
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| Wildcard MVP |
Mantic's thoughts are presently that they'd prefer something a little closer to Wildcard, the human MVP who represents the only creature with ovaries amongst the sausage-fest of the remainder of the DreadBall universe. Honestly, that's not so very terrible, Wildcard is far from the most sexualised representation that's ever been pushed for, well, anything that's part of this wonderful world of nerd. But she's still distinctively different, as though her being female somehow marks her as unequal, and that's the feeling I'd prefer to not see come to the forefront if, indeed, we do get to see female human teams in DreadBall.
Maybe you feel differently. Comments are open and welcomed.
Thursday, 30 August 2012
Mantic Games - DreadBall vs Blood Bowl
Just a quickie.
In my first post when DreadBall was announced/teased I incautiously criticised Mantic Games for stealing the idea directly from GW's Blood Bowl.
To be fair, it really did look like Blood Bowl In Space.
But Jake Thornton on his Quirkworthy blog has said the differences are numerous, and DreadBall isn't designed to copy Blood Bowl. And I can respect that. And he makes a good case, to boot.
So, I formally retract my accusations of thematic theft*, and I won't speculate further until I've played the game. And some more Blood Bowl.
* And quietly apologise to Jake, too. He was always my favourite White Dwarf editor, y'know.
In my first post when DreadBall was announced/teased I incautiously criticised Mantic Games for stealing the idea directly from GW's Blood Bowl.
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| The RefBot cautions me that any further unfounded accusations will not be looked upon lightly |
But Jake Thornton on his Quirkworthy blog has said the differences are numerous, and DreadBall isn't designed to copy Blood Bowl. And I can respect that. And he makes a good case, to boot.
So, I formally retract my accusations of thematic theft*, and I won't speculate further until I've played the game. And some more Blood Bowl.
* And quietly apologise to Jake, too. He was always my favourite White Dwarf editor, y'know.
Tuesday, 21 August 2012
Mantic Games - DreadBall
Something just came and hit me out of left field (do you see what I did there?). And that's Mantic Games sending out a teaser for their new game DreadBall.Mantic has already established itself as the Company Not Afraid to Rip-Off Games Workshop (which has a poetic justice to it if you consider how often GW can be accused of intellectual theft). Where GW were afraid to include Squats in their Warhammer: 40,000 universe, Mantic stepped in with their Forge Fathers. Where GW didn't want to release Space Hulk again, Mantic stepped in with Project Pandora: Grim Cargo.
Wait, hang on. GW did re-release Space Hulk, and it was a huge hit for them.
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| The cargo is grim. It's rats. |
And Studio McVey are doing their own take on it with Sedition Wars. Meh, what am I complaining about, I like Space Hulk, and welcome all new takes on it.
Back to Blood Bowl being ripped off.
Mantic aren't the first to this, either. Impact! Miniatures have Elfball, and there's a handful of other companies with other fantasy sports titles to boot.What makes this one different? Well, for starters, it's sci-fi not fantasy, so it's more Speedball than Grave Yardage. From the teaser image, it looks like it'll use Mantic's Marauders from their Warpath game and pit them against the recently released Enforcers, who to my mind look like the lovechild of a Necron and Iron Man.
I can't say I'm 100% sure about all this, but it's quite stimulating news regardless. Given my cash flow issues at the moment, there's no way I can guarantee I'll even seriously consider a purchase. But if someone else offered to host a game with their copy... I have to admit, I'd jump at the chance.
Monday, 20 August 2012
Advanced Heroquest - Character Sheet
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| Click above if you're happy using a PNG file, look below for the PDFs |
And, arguably, the internet's least.
A good few years ago, I ran AHQ regularly for a group, and we had a blast. As a result of that, I made up loads of my own houserules, and supporting miscellanea -- like this character sheet I'm posting today.
The character sheets that came with the game were printed on the back of the rulebook, and occupied one half of a page of A4 -- the other being given up to graph paper that dungeons would be mapped out on by the players themselves. My players always found that to be insufficient cartography room by far, so I always handed out full sheets of A4 graph paper for them to map away to their hearts' content.
The character sheets I'm posting today have been updated just a bit to be suitable for the outside world. It's 100% my own creation based off the original design, but otherwise this is a product from an age that has passed. It's my fond hope that at least a few of you will get some use from it.
Advanced Heroquest PDF character sheet at 1 per page (A4/Letter)
Advanced Heroquest PDF character sheet at 2 per page (A4/Letter)
Friday, 10 August 2012
D14s and D18s
Oh my. Impact! Miniatures (y'know, the ones who make loads of Blood Bowl and other fantasy sports miniatures) have a Kickstarter going to make D14s and D18s.
I'm not much of a fan of most Kickstarter projects, in truth. The concept of Kickstarter is sound, if not amazing, but usually the projects don't interest me beyond 5 minutes fascination. But if you say you're going to start making awesome new dice available, well, that's a bit of a different story.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/674003445/spherical-d14-and-d18-the-missing-even-sided-game
They've also got D16s made by another company available (which were already readily available in the market - who knew?) and a dice game called Dice Farmer.
My pockets run a little empty at the moment (or I'd get on to ordering a bunch of custom-made Ghost Dice for GBI like I've been wanting to for a while now) but I'm going to have to consider this one seriously. Hmmm, what organs go for the most on the black market these days?
I'm not much of a fan of most Kickstarter projects, in truth. The concept of Kickstarter is sound, if not amazing, but usually the projects don't interest me beyond 5 minutes fascination. But if you say you're going to start making awesome new dice available, well, that's a bit of a different story.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/674003445/spherical-d14-and-d18-the-missing-even-sided-game
They've also got D16s made by another company available (which were already readily available in the market - who knew?) and a dice game called Dice Farmer.
My pockets run a little empty at the moment (or I'd get on to ordering a bunch of custom-made Ghost Dice for GBI like I've been wanting to for a while now) but I'm going to have to consider this one seriously. Hmmm, what organs go for the most on the black market these days?
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
Portal #21
Hey, you cool peeps into miniatures all know about Portal, right? Well, issue #21 has just been released.
http://www.wamp-forum.com/portal/WhatsNew.html
Of particular interest to me -- and the ThoughtonBOT as well, no doubt -- is Tim Fitch's clever piece about realism in miniatures and fantasy in general. If you're wondering what I'm talking about, follow that link above; you might as well, it's free.
(As an unfortunate aside, it's a shame the article is printed in the same issue as Maya Morland's guide to painting transparent cloth, as demonstrated on a cheerleader's top. Mixed messages much, Portal Magazine?)
http://www.wamp-forum.com/portal/WhatsNew.html
Of particular interest to me -- and the ThoughtonBOT as well, no doubt -- is Tim Fitch's clever piece about realism in miniatures and fantasy in general. If you're wondering what I'm talking about, follow that link above; you might as well, it's free.
(As an unfortunate aside, it's a shame the article is printed in the same issue as Maya Morland's guide to painting transparent cloth, as demonstrated on a cheerleader's top. Mixed messages much, Portal Magazine?)
Thursday, 15 March 2012
Sometimes It's Hard to be a Woman (Gamer)
Oh FFS, guys... REALLY?!
I'm a woman. And I'm a gamer. And usually that's just fine. I've been known to eulogise enthusiastically to non-gaming women about the benefits of the hobby - the strategy, the creativity, the great people you meet (guys and gals)... but the older I get, the more I've come to understand why a lot of women wouldn't touch the hobby with a nine-foot barge pole.
The reason can be summed up quite succinctly with a quick gander at Raging Hormones - sorry, Raging Heroes - background fluff on their Eleriel & Alaniel Anniversary edition miniature. (Link)
I mean... WTF, guys? REALLY?
I can wearily accept that, with a few honorable exceptions, female miniatures have breasts that would necessitate an ass-mounted counterweight in real life.
I can get over the fact that female magic users, unlike their male counterparts, wear nothing but sexy lingerie underneath their cerremonial robes. I agree that a saucy sorceress with a daring flash of nipple is much more aesthetically pleasing (and easier to sculpt) than a trouserless mage absent-mindedly letting his left bollock hang out front.
I can even, on a good day, roll my eyes and ignore the "female fighters wear chainmail bikinis to distract their enemies" argument, mostly because it's made by people I consider too stupid to be worth arguing with.
But beautiful elf twins being subjected to lesbian dominatrix rape and discovering they <gasp!> like it? This is well over the line. Believe it or not, fellas*, most girls don't aspire to be a mass-murderer's personal f'k-toy, along with their own sister. In fact, most girls don't want to f'k their sisters AT ALL, even without a mass murderer getting in on the action, jewellery and drapes notwithstanding. A nice pair of earings and good interior decorating just doesn't make up for that shit.
This is SO crass, SO insensitive and SO exploitative, it could be made into a Channel 5 documentary entitled "Victims or Whores? A Sympathetic Portrayal of Stockholm Syndrome in Hot Lesbian Elf-Twins". If this is your understanding of what female sexuality is, I dread to think what The Talk must've been like when your dad explained the Facts of Life to you. But shying from the horrific is not my style, so here it is reimagined below, in a style you'll find familiar.
It's just a shame there were no clean tissues in the shed. But I don't know why they're crying. I mean, I had to read the crappy original this was based on. In fact, I had to read it twice, because the first time, my brain would not comprehend the sheer level of BLEURGH that was crawling along my optical nerves.
I should be f'king crying.
It may well suit some pathetic men to turn the hobby into a big-boy version of their old tree-house, where they could stick a "No Gurls Allowed!" sign on the door and show their willies off in private. But my experience has been that the vast majority of male gamers are more than happy to see females getting in on the action and the novelty factor wears off pretty quick. I hope I live to see the day when we're all just "Gamers", not "Gamers" and "Girl Gamers" - and the BBC don't run articles entitled "Why Do Grown Men Still Launch Tabletop War?"**
But with attitudes like this so easy to find, I fear it's gonna be a long time coming.
* When I say "fellas", I'm talking to the sub-human knuckle-draggers who wrote and/or enjoyed the atrocity my rant is based on, not the vast majority of sane male gamers who don't need this lecture (but hopefully still find it funny).
** That article could make for a whole different rant in itself, but I think CS Lewis says it best.
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
I'm a woman. And I'm a gamer. And usually that's just fine. I've been known to eulogise enthusiastically to non-gaming women about the benefits of the hobby - the strategy, the creativity, the great people you meet (guys and gals)... but the older I get, the more I've come to understand why a lot of women wouldn't touch the hobby with a nine-foot barge pole.
The reason can be summed up quite succinctly with a quick gander at Raging Hormones - sorry, Raging Heroes - background fluff on their Eleriel & Alaniel Anniversary edition miniature. (Link)
I mean... WTF, guys? REALLY?
I can wearily accept that, with a few honorable exceptions, female miniatures have breasts that would necessitate an ass-mounted counterweight in real life.
I can get over the fact that female magic users, unlike their male counterparts, wear nothing but sexy lingerie underneath their cerremonial robes. I agree that a saucy sorceress with a daring flash of nipple is much more aesthetically pleasing (and easier to sculpt) than a trouserless mage absent-mindedly letting his left bollock hang out front.
I can even, on a good day, roll my eyes and ignore the "female fighters wear chainmail bikinis to distract their enemies" argument, mostly because it's made by people I consider too stupid to be worth arguing with.
But beautiful elf twins being subjected to lesbian dominatrix rape and discovering they <gasp!> like it? This is well over the line. Believe it or not, fellas*, most girls don't aspire to be a mass-murderer's personal f'k-toy, along with their own sister. In fact, most girls don't want to f'k their sisters AT ALL, even without a mass murderer getting in on the action, jewellery and drapes notwithstanding. A nice pair of earings and good interior decorating just doesn't make up for that shit.
This is SO crass, SO insensitive and SO exploitative, it could be made into a Channel 5 documentary entitled "Victims or Whores? A Sympathetic Portrayal of Stockholm Syndrome in Hot Lesbian Elf-Twins". If this is your understanding of what female sexuality is, I dread to think what The Talk must've been like when your dad explained the Facts of Life to you. But shying from the horrific is not my style, so here it is reimagined below, in a style you'll find familiar.
Elwin and Alan - The Talk - Anniversary Edition "Er... listen son, we need to have a chat about women" "I know..." Not for the first time did the father and son have this conversation. It kept resurfacing, incomplete, as if no possible resolution could be found. The two spoke softly, staring at the floor, as if lost in a daydream of hideous embarrassment. Bathed in the rich fragrance of a heady blend of cannabis and nicotine, their shed was a maze of nude calendars and pin-ups adorned with used tissues and half-bricks. Amidst a thousand vacant-eyed postergirls, the two lay on a huge stained mattress, languidly staring into space, impossible to tell apart other than by the age they were. One had laid his head on the other's chest, who played distractedly with his hair. "The thing is, son..." One swallowed hard, "I want you to know about women. REAL women" "Real women like Mum, Dad?" asked the other "No!" He pushed his hand away sharply, rising. "And not like your bloody schoolfriends, either, with their "feelings" and "personalities" and all that garbage, like men but without the nethers, no..." his voice trailed away, trembling. "I'm talking about...REAL women. Like... them" He pointed to the walls. "Are they so different?" "Of course! Thing is... I've not met one. But I've read about them. Seen them in special films. And cousin Ned went out with a stripper once. So I think I can tell you straight... they don't like to be treated like people. Feel free to rape 'em once in a while. They don't mind after a bit, as long as your love-dungeon smells nice. It's a compliment." "Could I not just tell a girl she's interesting to talk to and ask her out for a coffee?" "Trust me, son." Outside arose the low rumblings of the 93 bus. They were ready to go out on the pull. They would bear a well-thumbed copy of The Game by Neil Straus. They would lose themselves in endless forum chats about women with other delusional lowlifes. It was so f'ked up. Still hugging, they began to cry. |
It's just a shame there were no clean tissues in the shed. But I don't know why they're crying. I mean, I had to read the crappy original this was based on. In fact, I had to read it twice, because the first time, my brain would not comprehend the sheer level of BLEURGH that was crawling along my optical nerves.
I should be f'king crying.
It may well suit some pathetic men to turn the hobby into a big-boy version of their old tree-house, where they could stick a "No Gurls Allowed!" sign on the door and show their willies off in private. But my experience has been that the vast majority of male gamers are more than happy to see females getting in on the action and the novelty factor wears off pretty quick. I hope I live to see the day when we're all just "Gamers", not "Gamers" and "Girl Gamers" - and the BBC don't run articles entitled "Why Do Grown Men Still Launch Tabletop War?"**
But with attitudes like this so easy to find, I fear it's gonna be a long time coming.
* When I say "fellas", I'm talking to the sub-human knuckle-draggers who wrote and/or enjoyed the atrocity my rant is based on, not the vast majority of sane male gamers who don't need this lecture (but hopefully still find it funny).
** That article could make for a whole different rant in itself, but I think CS Lewis says it best.
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
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